When people misuse the word literal, it literally makes my head spin.
WRONG. See what I did there? I'm sure that other people rant about my word choices at times, but this is just one word that I could write a letter about. I don't know where I would send the letter. I'm sure Morgan Freeman would share in my plight.
Oh dear. I looked it up in the dictionary...and due to modernized, hipster circumstances, the definition has completely changed. *le sigh* (I don't really know where I got that. How does one sigh in French? Probably with excessive drama and phlegmatic effects).
Moored- past participle, past tense of moor- Verb: Make fast (a vessel) to the shore or to an anchor.
