Do YOU take your deodorant for granted?

I like watching the polls.

Is that nerdy? Oh. It is?

Well. I admittedly do. It's addicting. It's like watching a caterpillar trying to go from one leaf to another in the span of five hours. You never know what could happen.

Speaking of which...

have you ever had that sinking feeling in your stomach? Like when Wal-Mart discontinues your favorite deodorant?

I don't think I have to say it. But I will. Wal-Mart discontinued my favorite deodorant.

Are they insane?!!!!

That deodorant...was the perfect odor blocker. It smelled like an ocean breeze wafting through a beach full of coconut palm trees waving in a Hawaiian sun. Pretty sure that's what it was called, too.
I went to Wal-Mart yesterday and it was GONE. I had to choke back a cry of helplessness as i frantically rifled through the endless maze of unfamiliar scents of Teen Spirit (Do I really want to smell like hormones and ex-cheerleading years? Literally taking the song to the next level) and tacky odorless off-brands. It was nowhere to be found. Through the streaming tears I grabbed a go fresh Dove. Three years of my beautiful Suave...gone.

I am NOT melodramatic. I do NOT use parentheses too much. And I certainly DON'T overuse caps.